Shark Hard Surface Steam Cleaner

Shark Hard Surface Steam Cleaner

$19.99

• + $5 shipping
• Condition:
• Refurbished
• Product:
• 1 Shark SC618-FS Steam Cleaner

The Limitless Power Of Steam

A man from a futuristic past. A man with a mission: to clean up this wretched world. A man known only as… Shark “Hard” Surface, Steam Cleaner.

From The Journal Of Palmotti Smythe

We had docked the airship in the port of New Siam for some rest and relaxation. I should have known better. For when has trouble never found our band of merry adventurers and carried us around like a puppy carries a bone?

Of course, it did not help that Shark “Hard” Surface Steam Cleaner had been given a secret mission to clean the scummy, hard to reach areas of the city, a mission which he chose to keep hidden from both myself and Lady Veronica Buxom-Jiggles. When our so-called comrade had suggested New Siam, we had assumed he merely wanted to take advantage of the tiger park, and perhaps the world’s largest steam-powered water slide. But, as we were to discover, Shark was preparing to use his concentrator nozzle to create a direct blast of the most deadly form of steam, to eliminate- NO, MOM, I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU. I’M NARRATING. INTO MY TAPE RECORDER. YES, I’M STILL WORKING ON THAT STUPID STORY. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING ME SO MUCH. God.

From The Journal Of Palmotti Smythe

It was sunset aboard the airship. The golden light was slowing vanishing behind the peaks of Lady Veronica. I tapped the Babbage receiver, delicately, but it seemed to be properly calibrated. There was no mistake. Shark “Hard” Surface Steam Cleaner had vanished.

Of course, this put me in a delicate position. For if I were to call the provincial governor and warn him that the filth and muck which covered his tiles and sink edges might now be in danger, how would he respond? Would he laugh and say “But, Vaughn Aztec-” for that was the name by which he knew me ”-such a thing would be glorious! Tell your friend he has my illicit and secret support!” After all, the politics of New Siam were complex, and far below them fell mankind’s morality. No, my only choice was to go forth myself and OHMYGOD MOM, STOP! STOP TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR! I WILL! I SAID I WILL! MOM, I’M GOING TO CLEAN THE WHOLE BATHROOM LIKE I SAID! WHY DO YOU THINK I BROUGHT THE SHARK HARD SURFACE STEAM CLEANER IN HERE WITH ME IN THE FIRST PLACE? NO, IT ONLY TAKES THIRTY SECONDS TO WARM UP AND THEN I CAN REACH ANYWHERE WITH THE TWELVE FOOT POWER CORD, MOM! NO, DON’T COME IN, I’M RECORDING! I SAID I’M RECORDING! BECAUSE I LIKE THE ECHO IN HERE, MOM, IT MAKES ME SOUND MORE LIKE I’M IN AN AIRSHIP. I
WILL, MOM! I SAID I WILL! NO, YOU SAID “BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY” AND I STILL HAVE TIME! MOM, GO AWAY, I’M RECORDING!

From The Journal Of Palmotti Smythe

Shark grinned at me as I dangled from the silken cord and grappling hook of my own invention. “So, Smythe!” he began, the hiss of steam always present, “You’ve come to this hard-to-reach area at last! Perhaps to stop me from removing this mildew on society with my angled nozzle and small brush? Or perhaps, my friend, my comrade-in-arms, perhaps you have at last come to understand the glory of my mission, and are here to pick up the large brush and filing flask to fight beside me? Say it is the latter, Palmotti, and embrace me as a brother, that we might cleanse the face of New Siam… together!” I had no answer, merely pulling my long duster tight and lowering my treated goggles to prepare for combat. I could hear the rumble of the building steam, and as I pressed down on the button, I noted the horror in the face of the man who was once my dearest MOM I’M JUST ABOUT TO DO IT! I AM! MY FINGER IS LITERALLY ON THE BUTTON! DO YOU HEAR IT, MOM? DO YOU HEAR THE STEAM NOW? THAT’S BECAUSE I’M DOING IT, MOM, BECAUSE I’M USING THE SHARK HARD SURFACE STEAM CLEANER TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM LIKE YOU ASKED ME TO DO! MY WEEKLY STORY PODCAST IS GOING TO BE LATE BUT AUNT JANE IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO TAKE A SHOWER WHEN SHE COMES ON FRIDAY, SO HOORAY FOR THAT, RIGHT? I’LL RAISE MY VOICE IF I WANT TO RAISE MY VOICE! IT’S MY VOICE! WHAT? NO INTERNET FOR A WEEK? AND I HAVE TO USE THE SHARK HARD SURFACE STEAM CLEANER TO CLEAN ALL THE OTHER SINKS IN THE HOUSE? GOD, MOM, YOU’RE SO UNFAIR! WHAT ABOUT ART, HUH? WHAT ABOUT LITERATURE?

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Instant Continuous Steam Ready in 30 Seconds
• Lightweight Compact Design
• Hand held Design With a 12 Foot Power Cord
• Concentrator Nozzle Creates a Direct Blast, Perfect for Tiles and Sink Edges
• Multiple Adapters Let You Clean Many Surfaces and Access Hard-To-Reach Areas
• Remove Built-up Grease, Dirt and Grime From Almost Any Surface
• Cleans, Sanitizes and Deodorizes Your Bathroom, Kitchen and More

Specifications:

• 3 lbs.
• 6.75” x 4.25” x 4.25”
• 1500 Watts
• Long 12 ft. power cord for added mobility

Additional Photos:

• Package
• Shark and Accessories

In the box:

• Shark Hand Held Steam Cleaner
• Angled nozzle
• Large brush
• Small brush
• Filling flask

source: sellout.woot.com